Patrick Cornell

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My college diploma came in the mail today-proud day.

My college diploma came in the mail today-proud day.

Hmm…

Hmm…

True for me.

True for me.

Friday night is killing me

Friday night is killing me

That should do it.

That should do it.

Now there’s the incentive I’ve been looking for to start smoking. 

Now there’s the incentive I’ve been looking for to start smoking. 

I want this watch–now. Who makes it?

I want this watch–now. Who makes it?

Do it.

Do it.

Gosh Santa, I appreciate the microwave, but all I really wanted for Christmas was for the Archers Of Loaf to reunite. Guess I’ll have to be nice til next year…

Gosh Santa, I appreciate the microwave, but all I really wanted for Christmas was for the Archers Of Loaf to reunite. Guess I’ll have to be nice til next year…

Hmmm, to buy the new Guided By Voices or not to buy the new Guided By Voices. They do look fatter in the iTunes store photo–maybe the music will be…heavier? I miss Dayton…

Hmmm, to buy the new Guided By Voices or not to buy the new Guided By Voices. They do look fatter in the iTunes store photo–maybe the music will be…heavier? I miss Dayton…

The coolest.

The coolest.

The coolest.

The coolest.

Southern water cooler.

Southern water cooler.

Wow, what a Friday night.

Wow, what a Friday night.

Does this mean I’m old?

Does this mean I’m old?